Just so this blog isn't only about useful information, blah blah blah. Here's a riddle.
Two carts of viscera are sitting at the top of a hill;
both carts are pushed at the same time with the same force and sent down the steep decline.
Which cart reaches the ground first?
The one with the greater omentum (ha ha ha, knee slapping)
-Copyright: Jeff Horn
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Or, two women, Ethel and Ruth, are sitting out having coffee.
ReplyDeleteEthel says to Ruth: "My dear Ruth you have a suppository in your ear!"
And Ruth replies: "Oh thank you Ethel!"
Ethel: "Why are you thanking me?"
Ruth: "Because now I know where my hearing aid is!!"
~Courtesy of one of the many veterans that would slyly not answer my actual questions and instead tell me stupid jokes/how much they hated illegal immigrants.